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英語(yǔ)演講稿開(kāi)場(chǎng)白幽默
英語(yǔ)演講稿開(kāi)場(chǎng)白幽默
英語(yǔ)演講稿開(kāi)場(chǎng)白幽默1.
As a speaker, I’ve only had two complaints from audiences. One, that I talk so loud they can’t fall asleep. And two, that I talk so long they can’t stay awake.
創(chuàng)新句子：你們或者睡覺(jué)，或者不睡，只要不打呼嚕，我就接著講。
英語(yǔ)演講稿開(kāi)場(chǎng)白幽默2.
As a speaker, he has often been compared to Abraham Lincoln delivering the Gettysburg Address. When he finishes his speech, there is also sorrow, tears and mourning ---- especially by the program committee.
幽默注釋?zhuān)貉葜v者講得太糟糕了，組織者哭得很傷心。
英語(yǔ)演講稿開(kāi)場(chǎng)白幽默3.
Poise is when you finish your speech and the toastmaster thanks you for taking time out of your busy schedule to be a part of their program --- and you nod and smile graciously knowing full well that the only thing on your calendar is a little coffee from breakfast.
幽默注釋?zhuān)阂恍├细刹客诵莺鬀](méi)什么事干，有人請(qǐng)他參加一些活動(dòng)，他還假裝很忙，好象推開(kāi)了很多事才趕去似的。
英語(yǔ)演講稿開(kāi)場(chǎng)白幽默4.
I used to get nervous when giving a speech but then I read that it helps to think of the entire audience as being naked. And so, at this very moment, I’m standing up here imagining every one in this audience as being naked. And it really works. I no suffer from nervousness. Eye strain. Yes.
幽默注釋?zhuān)喊延^眾想象成裸體，意思是我不怕你們，就不緊張了。
創(chuàng)新句子：大部分人站在講臺(tái)上都會(huì)有點(diǎn)兒緊張，我屬于少部分人，我非常緊張。
英語(yǔ)演講稿開(kāi)場(chǎng)白幽默5.
Personally, I have never been conceited --- and I can’t tell you how much I admire myself for that.
幽默句子：他因?yàn)樽约翰蛔载?fù)，所以變得非常驕傲。
創(chuàng)新句子：我一點(diǎn)兒都不自負(fù)，我希望別人也這么看我。
英語(yǔ)演講稿開(kāi)場(chǎng)白幽默6.
Let me put this into plain English. I’ll translate it for the lawyers later.
幽默注釋?zhuān)郝蓭熆傁矚g用復(fù)雜的語(yǔ)言，簡(jiǎn)單的話都聽(tīng)不懂了。
創(chuàng)新句子：我的講話有三個(gè)版本，小學(xué)生版本，中學(xué)生版本，大學(xué)生版本，你是聽(tīng)小學(xué)一年紀(jì)版的，還是小學(xué)二年紀(jì)版的?
英語(yǔ)演講稿開(kāi)場(chǎng)白幽默7.
If you’ve already heard this story, please don’t stop me because it’s the only one I know.
幽默注釋?zhuān)壕褪悄阒纼蓚�(gè)故事，講故事前也可以這么說(shuō)。
創(chuàng)新句子：我講個(gè)笑話，如果你們聽(tīng)過(guò)，也希望裝做沒(méi)聽(tīng)過(guò)，我也這樣照顧你們。
英語(yǔ)演講稿開(kāi)場(chǎng)白幽默8.
Making a speech is like watering a lawn. You’re satisfied if just a quarter of it sinks in.
幽默注釋?zhuān)河腥舜蚝魢�，有人說(shuō)話，都是正常的，有四分之一觀眾聽(tīng)就不錯(cuò)了。
英語(yǔ)演講稿開(kāi)場(chǎng)白幽默9.
At the very start, let me just say that we both have something in common. You don’t know what I’m going to say --- and neither do I.
幽默句子：即興演講的開(kāi)場(chǎng)白。
創(chuàng)新句子：我不知道你們會(huì)不會(huì)喜歡我的演講，我不知道我要講點(diǎn)兒什么。
英語(yǔ)演講稿開(kāi)場(chǎng)白幽默10.
Before I begin, I want you to know that the following speech has been edited for television. I cut 20 minutes out of it so we could all get home in time for the game on channel 2.
幽默注釋?zhuān)悍胖F(xiàn)場(chǎng)不看，偏要回家在電視上看。
英語(yǔ)演講稿開(kāi)場(chǎng)白幽默11.
As some of you may know, I’m appearing here tonight for two very good reasons. The first reason is your Program Committee was trying to find a speaker who’s intelligent, entertaining, sophisticated --- and they did. The second reason is, he got sick so they called me.
幽默注釋?zhuān)阂婚_(kāi)始好象在說(shuō)自己很牛，其實(shí)就是個(gè)臨時(shí)替場(chǎng)。
創(chuàng)新句子：我認(rèn)為我演講很風(fēng)趣，可為什么沒(méi)人笑呢?
英語(yǔ)演講稿開(kāi)場(chǎng)白幽默12.
Some people suffer from stage fright. I don’t. The stage doesn’t bother me at all. It’s the audience that scares the hell out of me!
幽默注釋?zhuān)簊tage fright舞臺(tái)恐懼癥，而不是舞臺(tái)嚇唬我。
英語(yǔ)演講稿開(kāi)場(chǎng)白幽默13.
At one time or another, I think each of us has wished we could turn back the clock. I know if I could turn back the clock just 45 minutes, I’d be the happiest person in this room. Because that’s when I left my speech on the kitchen table.
幽默注釋?zhuān)鹤约荷吓_(tái)前還在刻苦練習(xí)，演講稿落家里了，講錯(cuò)了希望觀眾包涵。
英語(yǔ)演講稿開(kāi)場(chǎng)白幽默14.
I don’t want to brag, but the last time I did this it brought the audience to its feet. And they never sat down again until they reached their cars.
幽默注釋?zhuān)河^眾聽(tīng)他演講，都站起來(lái)走了，他還在吹牛呢。
創(chuàng)新句子：我演講時(shí)用一種平緩的語(yǔ)速娓娓道來(lái)，觀眾睡得很香甜。
英語(yǔ)演講稿開(kāi)場(chǎng)白幽默15.
If I’m a little hesitant, you’ll have to excuse me. This is the first after-dinner speech I’ve ever made ---except for yelling at my kids in McDonald’s.
幽默注釋?zhuān)鹤猿白约貉葜v沒(méi)什么經(jīng)驗(yàn)。
創(chuàng)新句子：你可能知道我已經(jīng)養(yǎng)成了飯后演講的習(xí)慣。
英語(yǔ)演講稿開(kāi)場(chǎng)白幽默16.
I’m not used to speaking to such a large audience. The one thing that gives me courage is that I’m speaking on my favorite subject --- me.
幽默注釋?zhuān)弘娨暽侠鲜茄?qǐng)一些名人在那兒大談自己，這些人開(kāi)場(chǎng)可以這么說(shuō)。
英語(yǔ)演講稿開(kāi)場(chǎng)白幽默17.
People always ask me why I wear a big red ten gallon hat (or some other very noticeable article of clothing) and I tell them. It has to do with taking a positive but practical view of life. For instance, I know that no matter what happens, the good Lord is watching over us. Then again, there are now six billion of us, so I want to make darn sure He can pick me out of the crowd.
幽默注釋?zhuān)憾嗝葱路f的創(chuàng)意，戴頂綠帽子就想引起上帝注意。
創(chuàng)新句子：別再說(shuō)謊了，趁上帝還沒(méi)注意你。
英語(yǔ)演講稿開(kāi)場(chǎng)白幽默18.
With your permission, I’m going to read this paper. I’m going to read it for three reasons: one, I have a very poor memory –and the other two I can’t remember.
幽默注釋?zhuān)簽樽约和~找好借口。
創(chuàng)新句子：我記憶力不好，我忘了把講稿帶來(lái)。
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