英文簡歷中不該說的話

致命的大錯

　　"Finished8thinmyhighschoolgraduatingclassof10."

　　"Qualifications:Noeducationorexperience."

　　"Iamrelativelyintelligent,obedientandloyalasapuppy."

　　"Myorgpensationshouldbeatleastequaltomyage."

　　"ReasonforLeaving:IthadtodowiththeIRS,FBIandSEC."

　　"FiredbecauseIfoughtforlowerpay."

　　"Sizeofemployer:Verytall,probablyover65".

　　"Pleasedisregardtheenclosedresume-itisterriblyoutofdate."

　　"ReasonforLeaving:Mybosssaidtheendoftheworldisnear."

　　"ReasonforLeaving:Theownergavenewmeaningtothewordparanoia.Iprefertoelaborateprivately."

打字錯誤與語法錯誤

　　"Herearemyqualificationsforyoutooverlook."www.jfpvqos.cn

　　"Strengths:Abilitytomeetdeadlineswhilemaintainingorgposer."

　　"Iamarabidtypist."

　　"WorkHistory:Performedbrainwavetests,1879-1981."

　　"Afterreceivingadvicefromseveraldifferentangels,Ihavedecidedtopursueanewlineofwork."